SCANdalized™
Humor, Mystery & Merch. One Scan at a Time.
Every item hides a surprise. Scan if you dare.
Wait… What Is SCANdalized?
It’s not just merch. It’s mystery.Scan a sticker, mug, or magnet → get a roast, fortune, or digital chaos.Designed for curious people. Powered by QR code magic.
Shop the Chaos
Tap the Code. Unlock the Chaos.
“How’s My Driving?” QR Magnet – With a Karen-Approved Clapback
Scan it. Get told off. Drive in peace.
What do you need? Feedback? Forgiveness? Directions to the QR cult?
Drop us a message—we might even reply in memes.
🔐 Privacy Policy
Last Updated: 04/24/2025
Welcome to SCANdalized™—a brand built on mystery, chaos, and curiosity. We believe in transparency too (yes, even with our emotionally manipulative mugs).What We Collect
When you fill out a form, scan a QR code, or visit our site, we may collect:
• Your name or alias (if provided)
• Your email address
• Basic analytics like what links you clicked or pages you visitedWhat We Do With It
We use this info to:
• Send you fun, weird, or SCANdalized content
• Respond to your inquiries or collab ideas
• Let you know about new drops, surprise merch, or mystery QR experiences
We do not:
• Sell your data
• Spam your inbox (we're too busy making sticker-based life advice)How We Protect It
All information is stored using secure third-party platforms (like Google, Carrd, and email marketing tools). We only keep what we need, and we’ll delete it if you ask nicely.Want Out?
No hard feelings. You can opt out or request deletion at any time by emailing:
📧 [email protected]Still Curious?
This privacy policy is intentionally short and readable. Because if you’re here, we know you probably scanned something you weren’t supposed to. Welcome to the club.